Dad Jokes, I had to.


PNG imageDad Jokes are a thing now and I saw where some have made a game where you try not to laugh at Dad Jokes. Dad jokes are fun! My son is 20 and I still tell dad jokes around him, I have to. I can not or at least refuse too stop myself. I thought, since it is Friday and you may be around you children or grandchildren this weekend, that I would share some of my favorite Bible-based Dad Jokes with you.

Warning! Loud groans ahead.

What type of lights did Noah install on the ark? – – – – – – – – – Floodlights.

What kind of car does God drive? – – – – – – – – – – – A Plymouth. In His FURY He drove Adam and Eve out of the garden.

What sport did Joseph play? – – – – – – – – – – – Tennis. He served in Pharaoh’s court.

What transportation did David have? – – – – – – – – – – A motorcycle, His TRIUMPH was heard through the land.

Where was Moses when the lights went out? – – – – – – – – – – – – – In the dark.

What type of car did the apostles have? – – – – – – – – – – – – – A Honda. The were all in one ACCORD.

How do we know that God likes baseball? – – – – – – – – – – The Bible starts In the BIG INNING.

Why did Adam and Eve have to leave Eden – – – – – – – – – – – The ate themselves out of house and home.

Who was the shortest man in the Bible? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Job’s friend, Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height).

What was Boaz like before he married? – – – – – – – – – – – – – Ruth-less

Who was the best entertainer in the Bible? – – – – – – – – – – – Samson. He brought down the house.

I hope you at least chuckled.

-Scott

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