Pardon my Mood this Morning

This is a repeat, because I am this type of mood this morning. I thought you might need a laugh.

  1. I once tried to catch some Fog . . . but I mist.
  2. When chemists die, they barium.
  3. I avoid jokes about German sausage . . . they are the wurst.
  4. A soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray is called a seasoned veteran.
  5. Can someone addicted to brake fluid stop anytime?
  6. This lady thought she recognized me from the vegan club, but I never met herbivore.
  7. I read through a book on anti-gravity in one sitting, I just could not put it down.
  8. A theatrical performance about puns would be a play on words.
  9. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . . . then it hit me.
  10. Broken pencils are pointless.

As I have stated before, I share these in an attempt to make you laugh, but I fear no pun in ten did.

Look, Flopsy, I can make a hand with my shadow!

Look, Flopsy, I can make a hand with my shadow!

– Scott

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