Church signs can be quite educational, sometimes helpful, sometimes funny, and sometimes misleading. Here are a few I collected over the last few years.

1. Free trip to heaven, Details inside!

2. Searching for a new look? Have your Faith lifted here.

3. Come in and pray today? Beat the Christmas rush.

4. Fight truth decay — study the Bible daily.

5. Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.

6. Directions to heaven, Turn right. Go Straight. (I decided to follow these directions and ended up at a cemetery.)

7. It is unlikely that there will be a reduction in the wages of sin.

8. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

9. In the dark? Follow the Son.

10. If you cannot sleep, don’t count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.

And one for good measure . . . 11. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons — come hear one! (I think one of the deacons where I previously served put that one up while I was there . . .)

What signs do you remember?  What is your favorite?